God's DictionaryExtreme sports: God's way of cleaning the Gene PoolSTD's: God's way of saying "Keep it in your pants, you retard"Natural Disasters: God's way of showing that he, too, hates weathermenThe Stock Market: God's way of proving that what goes up, must come downSenility: God's way of making old age interestingComputers: God's way of making the weak strong and little kids available to creepy old men.Martha Stewart: God's way of showing that we should never trust anyone that colour-coordinated
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